By Professor of MNGL:
MNGL WHITEY is BLACK!!! Thats why we named him WHITEY!! His whole Familly was Mostly White & Hispanic and he was the only Black Kid in Ha-Ha Heights by Montrose & Naraganset.. His older Brother was a KPGL...

Kinda funny, We all "CRASHED" a Keggar-Party on Naragansett by Merrimac-Park and we dint know anybody there so we were all in the Basement sitting on the couch drinking Beer..

There were 4 or 5 of us?? These TEEN-AGERS dint kno that we were really US!!

This is the Funny-Part... This Kid starts talking sh*t about what assholes the MNGL's are... Were just playing along trying to keep "str-8 Faces"!!!

These guys are all talking smack about us behind our backs rite in front of our faces!!! Oh yea!!! There all describing altercations with us and sh*t that theyre making-up as the go along....

"Have you ever heard of that GAYLORD Professor??"

They had lots of UN-TRUE sh*t to say about me!! I was feeling kinda PROUD about being known as a "GREAT-BIG HUGE MONSTER"!!!

They said I was the "Ring-Leader"!!!

"Do you know WHITEY or LiL Animal???" JUNIOR asked... "Oh yea.. They hang with Professor!!!

OK, like I said... MNGL WHITEY is BLACK!! So I ask these Kids, "Whats WHITEY look like???" Oh he's a big Monster too and Blah, Blah, blah...

Then I asked this Kid "WHAT COLOR IS WHITEY???" He looked confused and said "He's WHITE!!!"

HaHaHa!!!! JUNIOR says "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOUR TALKING TO??? Thats "PROFESSOR", thats "WHITEY", thats "LiL ANIMAL and Im "JUNIOR" from the "MONTROSE & NARRAGANSETT GAYLORDS!!!"

HaHaHa!!!!! They looked SICK!!!